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SEC Drops Hammer Down on Crypto World — Will They Finally Get It Right or Just Keep Burning Through Billions?

A  depiction of a hammer striking down on an American flag-wrapped briefcase overflowing with cryptocurrency coins and bills, while two figures (a regulator and Brad Garlinghouse) stand at opposite ends of a seesaw, each holding scales representing the weight of billions. The background is a swirling mix of financial charts and broken chains.

The never-ending circus that is crypto regulation continues to pull our hair out! Just when we thought it was safe to go back in the pool, the SEC decides to appeal the XRP ruling and rekindle this dumpster fire. The question on everyone’s mind: will they finally get their facts straight or just keep throwing money at a wall hoping some sticks? .

Source: bitcoin.com

The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) has officially appealed the XRP ruling by Judge Analisa Torres, reigniting the legal battle over whether XRP sales on crypto exchanges qualify as securities. The regulator challenges key aspects of the court decision, including rulings that cleared Ripple executives and non-cash XRP distributions. The outcome could have a major impact on the future of cryptocurrency regulation. The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) […]

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