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Russia’s Cybercrime Problem: Because Who Needs Personal Freedom When You Can Just Steal From People Online?

Crypto NewsHackRegulation/Negotiation Linda Williams October 4, 2024

A comic illustration depicting a giant digital lock with broken chains in front of it, surrounded by scattered rubles (Russian currency) and computer screens displaying error messages. In the background, a silhouette of Russia is shown with a red 'X' marked through it.

} Russia’s got a cybercrime problem – who’d have thought? It seems like every second crime is now digital in nature, with the number more than doubling over the past five years. That’s right folks, if you’re not getting mugged on the street, it’s probably just some Russian hacker stealing your rubles online. And let me tell you, they’ve got a lot of them to steal – $1.25 billion in damages so far this year alone! It’s no wonder Kolokoltsev is crying about property rights and economic damage; I mean who wouldn’t want to protect their ill-gotten gains from those pesky cybercrime units? But seriously, what’s the point of having a strong IT crime unit when you’ve got such weak regulation on cryptocurrency in Russia? That’s right folks – if only they’d ban crypto like we should have done years ago. Stay tuned for more! .

Source: bitcoin.com

Russia's Cybercrime Damage Exceeds $1.25 Billion in 2024, Minister Says
https://news.bitcoin.com/russias-cybercrime-damage-exceeds-1-25-billion-in-2024-minister-says
Russian Interior Minister Vladimir Kolokoltsev has revealed that cybercrime damage in Russia has surpassed $1.25 billion so far this year, with both individuals and organizations, including government bodies, as frequent targets. He highlighted that cybercrime now represents 40% of all crimes in the country, rising to 60% in serious cases. Russian Interior Minister Vladimir Kolokoltsev revealed during the meeting of the public council of the Russian Interior Ministry on Wednesday […]

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Linda Williams

Linda’s venture into cryptocurrency ended in a gut-wrenching disaster when she lost her private keys due to a ridiculous mishap involving coffee and a particularly reckless cat. With her funds locked away forever, Linda now pours her frustration into writing biting critiques of crypto’s absurdities, dripping with sarcasm. Her tagline? “I lost my private keys and my sanity. Crypto promised freedom, but all it gave me was a lifetime of regret.”

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