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Russia Unveils ‘Money for All’ Scheme, Experts Predict Nationwide Chaos and a Very Nice Haircut on Your Life Savings

A chaotic scene unfolds as a giant QR code engulfs Moscow's cityscape, with people running in all directions while money swirls around them like confetti. In the foreground, a figure is shown holding onto their wallet for dear life, amidst swirling rubles and coins.

Russia’s Central Bank: Because Who Needs Inflation When You Can Just Print More Rubles?.

Source: bitcoin.com

Russia’s central bank is expanding its digital currency pilot program, involving 9,000 individuals and 1,200 companies. New features for the digital ruble, including payments via QR code, will be tested. Full-scale implementation is expected by late 2025. According to officials, demand for the digital ruble is growing, with successful integration anticipated due to ongoing sanctions. The Bank of Russia, the Russian central bank, announced earlier this month that it will […]

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