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Russia to Finally Catch Up on 2017 Crypto Trend by Year-End Because Nothing Says ‘Economic Recovery’ Like a Central Bank Governor Saying Something Optimistic

Crypto NewsRegulation/NegotiationRetail Investors 1 Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

An illustration of the Bank of Russia's building with an old-fashioned clock on its facade showing 11:59 PM as it strikes midnight into a new year; in front of the bank is a large digital screen displaying cryptocurrency symbols (Bitcoin, Ethereum) amidst swirling dollar and euro signs. A faint image of Western sanctions can be seen being lifted off the ground by two people wearing suits with briefcases, while below them are stacks of cash flowing freely through pipes towards Russia's State Duma building in the background;

Russia’s latest move into cryptocurrency is as laughable as it gets – they’re trying to use the one thing they can’t control (because let’s be real, who controls Bitcoin?) against Western “sanctions” like some sort of crypto wizard. Meanwhile, their economy continues to crumble under the weight of corruption and poor governance. It’s almost as if they think we’ll just forget about all the oligarchs’ yachts and offshore accounts while they play with blockchain magic

Source: bitcoin.com

Russia to Initiate Crypto Payments Internationally by Year-End, Central Bank Governor Says
https://news.bitcoin.com/russia-to-initiate-crypto-payments-internationally-by-year-end-central-bank-governor-says
Russia plans to launch international cryptocurrency payments by the end of the year to counter Western sanctions, according to the governor of the Bank of Russia. The central bank is prepared to be flexible and is already discussing the conditions of this initiative with various ministries, agencies, and businesses. In addition, Russia’s State Duma, the lower house of Parliament, has given initial approval to legislation allowing businesses to use cryptocurrencies […]

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Kevin’s foray into cryptocurrency trading was a full-scale disaster. His obsession with chasing trends and leveraging obscure assets led to a catastrophic loss of his entire life savings. Now, Kevin’s articles are a venomous mix of bitter humor and harsh reality checks, exposing the chaotic and treacherous world of crypto trading. His catchphrase: “I went from trading genius to broke fool in record time. Welcome to crypto—where the only thing guaranteed is your financial ruin.”

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