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Russia About to Let You Lose All Your Money in One Convenient Location

Crypto NewsHackNews 1 Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

An illustration of a giant roulette wheel spinning out of control on top of Moscow Exchange building with money flying everywhere and people running away from it while St Petersburg Exchange building stands nearby looking calm, as if ready to handle the chaos. The scene is set at night under bright moonlight with stars shining in the sky above. In the foreground, there are scattered banknotes and coins amidst broken glass and debris. A faint image of a cryptocurrency symbol can be seen on one of the flying money pieces.

Russia wants you all to know it’s serious about blockchain now! I mean who wouldn’t want their country associated with endless speculation and potential losses, right? The Ministry of Finance is proposing a new plan that would allow digital currency trading on the Moscow Exchange and St Petersburg Exchange for “specially qualified” investors. Oh boy, because we’ve all been waiting for some arbitrary group to be deemed worthy enough to participate in this wild west of finance

Source: bitcoin.com

Russia Considers Allowing Digital Currency Trading on the Country's Largest Exchanges
https://news.bitcoin.com/russia-considers-allowing-digital-currency-trading-on-the-countrys-largest-exchanges
The Russian Ministry of Finance has proposed permitting digital currency trading for a select group of qualified investors on licensed exchanges like the Moscow Exchange and St. Petersburg Exchange. Anatoly Aksakov, head of the State Duma Financial Market Committee, believes Russia’s largest exchanges are prepared to handle cryptocurrency transactions. He emphasized that once legal conditions are established, the exchanges should be able to begin crypto trading promptly without any issues. […]

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Kevin’s foray into cryptocurrency trading was a full-scale disaster. His obsession with chasing trends and leveraging obscure assets led to a catastrophic loss of his entire life savings. Now, Kevin’s articles are a venomous mix of bitter humor and harsh reality checks, exposing the chaotic and treacherous world of crypto trading. His catchphrase: “I went from trading genius to broke fool in record time. Welcome to crypto—where the only thing guaranteed is your financial ruin.”

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