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Ronins Awkward Birthday Party: Free Cake and Regret Guaranteed With V3 Upgrade

A comic-style illustration depicting a group of people awkwardly standing around a table, with cake in front of them but nobody is eating it. The room has empty chairs and broken party decorations scattered all over. A large screen behind them displays an error message 'v3 upgrade failed' while the Ronin logo on their shirts seems to be glitching out.

Ronin’s Katana DEX is about as exciting as a sedated sloth on valium, but hey, they’re trying – kind of like that one crypto bro who still thinks he can make it big by selling ‘guaranteed’ 10x returns. Anyway, the Ronin network has announced an upcoming v3 upgrade for its decentralized exchange (DEX), Katana, which is basically just a fancy way of saying .

Source: cointelegraph

The Ronin network announced a v3 upgrade for its decentralized exchange (DEX), Katana, aimed at enhancing trading efficiency and capital use.  Ronin said the DEX will begin supporting concentrated liquidity pools in November if things go according to plan. The new update should bring more trading depth and less slippage, enhancing the efficiency of traders and liquidity providers (LPs) using the DEX.  Source: Jeff Zirlin The update will bring new […]

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