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Robinhood Prepares for Epic Battle Royale Showdown With SEC Over Crypto – Will Vlad Tenev’s Bravado Be Enough to Save Your Shitty Altcoins

Crypto NewsRegulation/NegotiationRetail Investors 1 Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

An illustration of a knight in armor, representing Robinhood Markets, standing back-to-back with another knight, symbolizing Vlad Tenev's determination and bravery; both knights are facing an approaching dragon, embodying the SEC's regulatory onslaught. The background features flames rising from below as if fueled by controversy and uncertainty. In one hand, each knight holds a shield bearing their respective logos while in the other they grasp swords ready to clash with the beast.

Well this was fun – a bunch of crypto bros trying to defend their precious scam coins against the SEC! Robinhood’s Vlad Tenev thinks that “regulatory clarity” would be beneficial, how quaint. Meanwhile Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong wants us all to just vote in some more pro-crypto candidates because apparently we don’t have enough politicians on the take from Silicon Valley yet

Source: bitcoin.com

Robinhood Prepares to Fight SEC in Court Over Crypto, CEO Reveals
https://news.bitcoin.com/robinhood-prepares-to-fight-sec-in-court-over-crypto-ceo-reveals
Robinhood Markets is preparing to fight the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) in court to defend its crypto business and establish “regulatory clarity in the United States for the benefit of our customers,” CEO Vlad Tenev said after his company received a Wells notice from the securities regulator. “The SEC’s continued attack on crypto, coupled with recent rule proposals like the one related to predictive data analytics, mark yet […]

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