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Ripple Just Proved That Their Lawyers Are Better Than Yours at Not Losing in Court

An illustration of a judge's gavel in mid-air with confetti and balloons falling from above it amidst an explosion of fireworks; below the gavel is a large XRP symbol surrounded by dollar signs that are being swept away like leaves on a windy day. In the background, two lawyers stand back-to-back looking relieved while holding briefcases at their sides. A faint image of a calendar can be seen in the top-left corner with 2017 marked as the year and an arrow pointing to it from above; the date is highlighted in red ink.

The crypto bros are at it again! They can’t even get their own laws straight. A California district judge has dismissed all allegations that Ripple violated federal securities laws and they’re still whining about XRP not being a security? Give me a break

Source: bitcoin.com

Ripple’s chief legal officer has clarified that a California district judge has dismissed all allegations that Ripple violated federal securities laws. He stressed that District Judge Analisa Torres’ ruling regarding the non-security status of XRP “stands undisturbed.” Following the ruling by the U.S. District Court for the Northern District of California (CA) on Ripple’s securities lawsuit, Ripple’s Chief Legal Officer Stuart Alderoty took to social media platform X on Friday […]

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