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Ripple CEO Sobs Uncontrollably in Corner After Latest Court Ruling Declares Him the Biggest Loser

An illustration of a man sitting on the floor, crying uncontrollably with his head between his knees and tears streaming down his face. He is surrounded by broken glass, shattered papers, and scattered coins in various denominations including XRP tokens. A large clock looms above him displaying 12:00 PM as if time has stopped for this moment of despair. The man's suit is torn and tattered with a faint image of the Ripple logo visible on his jacket lapel.

Another day, another “win” for the crypto bros! They’re always celebrating some minor victory as if it’s a championship title in their never-ending quest to prove that cryptocurrency is not just numbers on a computer created from nothing (spoiler alert: it totally is). Ripple CEO Brad Garlinghouse thinks he’s got a big win, but really all this court ruling does is confirm what we’ve been saying all along – crypto has no inherent value. It’s like trying to make money off of Monopoly cards or something

Source: bitcoin.com

Ripple CEO Brad Garlinghouse says the latest court ruling on Ripple’s securities lawsuit “is a big win.” He stressed that “absolutely nothing in the decision negates or changes the fact that XRP is, in and of itself, not a security.” The Ripple executive slammed allegations of misleading statements about his XRP position, stating that the lawsuit “was a clear example of the trolls that unsuccessfully tried to take advantage of […]

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