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RFK Jr’s Running Mate Floats ‘Unity Party’ With Former President Trump Who’s Probably Going to Use It as an Excuse to Sell His Own Line of Branded Bitcoin Toilet Paper and Make America Flush Again

Crypto NewsHackNews 1 Linda Williams August 22, 2024

An illustration of Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Nicole Shanahan, Donald Trump, Kamala Harris, Tim Walz standing on top of a large American flag with their hands clasped together forming a unity chain while holding onto each other's shoulders and wearing matching "Unity Party" t-shirts; in the background is an image of Bitcoin toilet paper rolls floating away from them. The group stands amidst a sea of ballots with some having Trump, Kennedy Jr.

The crypto bros are having some fun now that RFK Jr is promising to back the US dollar with Bitcoin. Because what we all know about cryptocurrency is its incredible stability and lack of volatility (insert eye-roll here). I mean who wouldn’t want their money tied directly to a currency whose value fluctuates more than Kim Kardashian’s waistline? And let’s not forget, folks, that this is coming from the same guy who thinks vaccines are bad for you. So when it comes down to choosing between RFK Jr and Trump, we all know which one will be good for crypto – because at least with Trump there won’t be any more regulations (wink-wink). But seriously though, folks, if anyone wants a real laugh just imagine the look on Nouriel Roubini’s face when he finds out that RFK Jr is now promising to back Bitcoin. It’ll be like watching Jemima Kelly try to explain blockchain technology to a room full of elementary school kids (same difference). Stay tuned for more.

Source: cointelegraph

RFK Jr’s running mate floats ‘unity party’ with former President Trump
https://cointelegraph.com/news/rfk-jr-running-mate-floats-unity-party-former-president-trump
During an Aug. 20 interview on the Impact Theory podcast, Nicole Shanahan, the running mate for 2024 independent candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr, suggested joining forces with former President Donald Trump in a unity ticket. The independent vice presidential candidate began by categorically denying rumors that she was in talks with the Kamala Harris campaign regarding a cabinet position or an endorsement, calling both “fake news.” Shanahan then shifted the […]

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Linda’s venture into cryptocurrency ended in a gut-wrenching disaster when she lost her private keys due to a ridiculous mishap involving coffee and a particularly reckless cat. With her funds locked away forever, Linda now pours her frustration into writing biting critiques of crypto’s absurdities, dripping with sarcasm. Her tagline? “I lost my private keys and my sanity. Crypto promised freedom, but all it gave me was a lifetime of regret.”

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