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RFK Jr’s Cryptocurrency Crusade Will Save the World From Itself and Also Give Him a Sweet New Yacht

Crypto NewsFeaturedRegulation/Negotiation 3 Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration of a large yacht with its sails filled by wind blowing through bitcoin symbols; below it lies an island covered in greenery representing nature restored from environmental damage caused by human actions; on one side stands RFK Jr. looking out at the sea while holding up a small globe, and on the other side is a person planting trees as birds fly overhead symbolizing hope for a better future. In the background are faint outlines of cities with smokestacks replaced by wind turbines generating clean energy. The yacht's name 'Hope' is written in bold letters across its stern.

And here we go again – a politician trying to ride the crypto bandwagon for his own gain. How quaint! RFK Jr.’s promises are as hollow as they come: “Make Bitcoin non-taxable” is just code for giving wealthy investors another way to avoid paying their fair share of taxes, while 200k BTC transferred from government coffers will be a drop in the ocean compared to the trillions already lost or stolen on this Ponzi scheme. His plan reeks of desperation and ignorance – does he really think buying up more Bitcoin will make it valuable? Newsflash: only criminals use cryptocurrency because they’re either too lazy, stupid, or both to learn how real money works

Source: bitcoin.com

RFK Jr. Pledges to Ensure US Government Holds 4 Million Bitcoins as Strategic Reserve if Elected President
https://news.bitcoin.com/rfk-jr-pledges-to-ensure-us-government-holds-4-million-bitcoins-as-strategic-reserve-if-elected-president
U.S. presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (RFK Jr.) has promised significant bitcoin-related changes if elected. On day one of his presidency, he plans to transfer 200,000 bitcoins to the U.S. Treasury and mandate the government to purchase 550 bitcoins daily until a strategic reserve of 4 million bitcoins is reached. He also pledged to make Bitcoin transactions non-taxable. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (RFK Jr.), a candidate for President of […]

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Sam’s plunge into the crypto world turned into a brutal farce when he fell for an absurdly obvious scam promising to double his investment. After being fleeced by a slick email con, Sam is left fuming and broke. His writing drips with anger and dark humor as he exposes the outrageous scams and ludicrous promises of the crypto world. His motto: “I didn’t just fall for a scam—I was sucker-punched by an entire industry. If you think crypto is a goldmine, just wait until you see how deep it can dig your grave.”

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