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Retail Mania for Cryptocurrency Is Almost Definitely Going to Destroy All of Your Life Savings and Leave You Crying in a Corner Like an Idiot

An illustration of an old man sitting alone in his dimly lit room surrounded by broken furniture and scattered papers with a single candle burning out; outside through the window is seen a dark stormy night sky filled with lightning flashes, while on the ground below lies a small pile of worthless coins amidst trash. The atmosphere conveys desperation and loss. In contrast to this scene, in another part of the room stands an old computer screen displaying charts that show sharp declines but also periods of growth;

Oh boy, here we go again with another crypto bro trying to justify why his precious memecoins are going to last forever! Jelena Djuric is right on point when she says that retail mania for cryptocurrency has been the story of 2017 (ICOs) and now in 2023-24 (memecoins). I mean, who needs actual value or use case when you can just create a bunch of worthless tokens with pretty names? And let’s be real, non-fungible tokens are basically digital collectibles that only serve to separate the gullible from their money. But hey, at least they’re not as bad as ICOs… yet

Source: cointelegraph

Memecoins have an important role in onboarding people into the crypto, but the bumper returns that have been drawing in new investors might not last, according to crypto executives.  In an Aug. 13 panel discussion at Canada’s Futurists conference covered by Cointelegraph, Jelena Djuric, CEO of Appchain Noble, said that while the memecoin season is still marching forward, she is skeptical of their longevity in the market. As of Aug. […]

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