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Putin Declares Russia Will Be First Nation to Utterly Devour Its Economy With Crypto-Induced Chaos

An illustration depicting Vladimir Putin standing at the edge of a cliff overlooking an economy being consumed by flames and chaos caused by swirling cryptocurrencies. In the background, various Russian landmarks are engulfed by fire as digital currency symbols dance around them. The Bank of Russia is shown in the distance trying to put out the fires with buckets of water while cryptocurrency mining rigs line the shore below. Putin looks on with a concerned expression as he holds onto his hat due to strong winds blowing from the flames.

The great and all-knowing Vladimir Putin has deigned to bless us mere mortals with his latest decree: “Hey kids! Let’s play with crypto!” Because what could possibly go wrong? It’s not like it’ll just be a massive money-laundering scheme for Russian oligarchs or anything. I mean, who needs actual laws and regulations when you’ve got the benevolent guidance of Putin himself

Source: bitcoin.com

Russian President Vladimir Putin has signed a new law to establish experimental legal frameworks to advance digital technologies, particularly cryptocurrencies, in international trade. The legislation allows for the modification of laws to facilitate cryptocurrency transactions, including cross-border trade, and grants the Bank of Russia oversight of pilot projects related to digital currencies. Russian President Vladimir Putin signed a law on Aug. 8 establishing experimental legal frameworks to promote digital technologies, […]

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