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Public Miners Raised 2.22 Billion Dollars So They Can Still Afford Their Yacht Collections

BitcoinCrypto NewsFeatured 2 Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration of a sinking ship with anchors and ropes breaking free from the hull, while above it several yachts are sailing away into the distance amidst stormy seas; at the bottom of the sea floor lies an empty wallet surrounded by coins slowly disappearing down a drain. A giant Bitcoin is shown being halved in two pieces as they sink below the waves together with other smaller Bitcoins and dollar bills. In the background, clouds made from smoke billow out into space while lightning illuminates the dark sky; nearby several seagulls are flying away carrying small bags of money.

Well it looks like the crypto bros are at it again! Raising billions of dollars through debt financing because their precious Bitcoin mining operations can’t turn a profit without scamming investors out of more cash. I mean, who needs actual profits when you’ve got convertible notes and senior secured notes to keep your company afloat? And don’t even get me started on the “general corporate purposes” clause – that’s just code for “we’re going bankrupt but we’ll try to blame it on someone else.” But hey, at least they’re diversifying their revenue streams… by hosting AI cloud providers. Because what could possibly go wrong with putting all your eggs in one basket and then trying to make money off of other people doing the same thing? It’s not like that strategy has ever failed before (cough cough). Stay tuned for more

Source: cointelegraph

Public miners raised $2.2B as cash flow crunch intensifies post-halving
https://cointelegraph.com/news/public-miners-raised-2-2-b-cash-flow-crunch-intensifies-post-halving
Public mining companies are turning to debt financing to boost cash flow following the Bitcoin halving.  According to data from BlocksBridge Consulting based on earnings reports, nine out of the 13 United States-listed companies raised a combined $1.25 billion through stock offers during the second quarter of 2024. The list includes Bitdeer, Bitfarms, Cipher, CleanSpark, Core, HIVE, Marathon, Riot, and Terawulf. In addition, Iris Energy reportedly raised $458 million over […]

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