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Pierre Poilievre Suddenly Discovers Common Sense, Demands Canada Return to the Dark Ages Before Central Bank Digital Currency Ruins Everything

BitcoinCrypto NewsRegulation/Negotiation 2 Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

An illustration of Pierre Poilievre standing in front of an old-fashioned clock tower, with cobblestone streets below him leading into darkness; he holds up a lantern as if guiding people away from something ominous looming on the horizon. In his hand is also a small bag containing coins and cash bills. The sky above has dark clouds gathering but there are hints of sunlight peeking through to suggest an impending dawn, symbolizing hope for change. A faint outline of Justin Trudeau can be seen in the distance walking towards him with a menacing shadow looming behind;

Another day, another attempt by crypto bros’ favorite politicians (who are secretly just as clueless) to pretend they’re fighting against “big government”. Newsflash: Pierre Poilievre is no libertarian hero. He’s more concerned with getting re-elected than actually doing what he claims

Source: bitcoin.com

Pierre Poilievre Backs Bill to Ban Central Bank Digital Currency in Canada
https://news.bitcoin.com/pierre-poilievre-backs-bill-to-ban-central-bank-digital-currency-in-canada
Pierre Poilievre, leader of Canada’s Conservative Party, backs a bill that seeks to ban central bank digital currency (CBDC) in Canada. He argues that a CBDC would give the government excessive control over finances, threatening privacy and economic freedom. “It’s time to put an end to creating a central bank digital currency in Canada,” he said. Pierre Poilievre, leader of the Conservative Party of Canada, supports Bill C-400, which proposes […]

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