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Peter Schiff Warns That Owning Bitcoin Efts Will Turn Your Wallet Into a Port-a-Potty and Leave You Crying Like a Baby on the Sidewalk

BitcoinCrypto NewsRegulation/Negotiation 1 Sam Rogers August 15, 2024

An illustration of a Port-a-Potty with its door open, spilling out trash and waste onto the sidewalk where people are crying on their knees amidst broken dollar bills and shattered coins while in the background an image of Peter Schiff is shown looking down at them disapprovingly. A bitcoin symbol (₿) lies crushed underfoot near a person's hand reaching for it but unable to grasp due to its proximity to the Port-a-Potty, with several ETF symbols floating away into the distance amidst clouds and rain indicating financial turmoil.

The crypto bros are at it again! Peter Schiff, that infamous gold advocate and bitcoin hater, is warning us all about owning Bitcoin ETFs (Exchange Traded Funds). Oh joy, not another expert predicting doom and gloom for the poor souls who dared to invest in this “scam” of a currency. Let’s get real here; if you’re buying into an ETF thinking it’ll make you rich quick, then congratulations! You’ve managed to fall prey to one of the most overhyped investment opportunities since Beanie Babies

Source: bitcoin.com

Peter Schiff Warns Against Owning Bitcoin ETFs, Cites 'Not Your Keys, Not Your Coins'
https://news.bitcoin.com/peter-schiff-warns-against-owning-bitcoin-etfs-cites-not-your-keys-not-your-coins
Economist and gold advocate Peter Schiff argues that bitcoin exchange-traded funds (ETFs) contradict the core principles of the cryptocurrency by undermining decentralization and peer-to-peer transactions. He criticizes recent buyers of bitcoin for focusing solely on profit, suggesting this behavior indicates an impending collapse. Schiff also slammed Senator Cynthia Lummis’ bill proposing a U.S. bitcoin reserve, predicting it will cause inflation and speculates on future bitcoin price drops. Economist and gold […]

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