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PancakeSwap Hits $836B Trading Volume Milestone! Now You Can Lose Even More Money With Our Exciting V4 Update!

A comic illustration of a giant pancake with $836B written in dollar bills floating above it, surrounded by smaller pancakes falling from the sky as they disappear into a void labeled 'TVL' (Total Value Locked) which is decreasing over time; at the bottom, a group of people are shown running towards an explosion marked 'V4 Update', while others look on with caution.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water… or rather, trade some worthless tokens that will inevitably tank again – Decentralized exchange (because who needs regulation?) PancakeSwap has announced plans for v4 update following a whopping $836 billion trading volume milestone. Wow, I’m sure all those traders are just thrilled about their losses and can’t wait to get back in the game… said no one ever. It’s like they say: ‘if you want to make an omelette, break some eggs’ – or in this case, create a worthless token that will inevitably tank and leave people poorer.

Source: cointelegraph

Decentralized exchange PancakeSwap has reported $836 billion in cumulative trading volume and a total value locked (TVL) of about $1.72 billion in four years of operation.  PancakeSwap held about $1.72 billion in total value locked as of Sept. 20, which has decreased over the years, from an all-time high of $7.16 billion on May 4, 2021, according to DefiLlama. On March 30, PancakeSwap’s TVL was about $2.42 billion and has […]

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