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NYSE, Nasdaq Succumb to Existential Dread, Withdraw 3 More Requests for Crypto ETF Options Rule Changes Because Clearly They Were Never Going to Get It Together Anyway

An illustration of a clock striking midnight with its hands frozen at 12:00 and a calendar page torn out showing August; three clocks shattered on the ground below; a faint image of a stock exchange ticker in the background displaying "WITHDRAWN" in red letters, as two figures (one representing NYSE American and Nasdaq International Securities Exchange) walk away from the wreckage

The great crypto dance continues! It’s like a never-ending episode of “Swan Lake” out there, with exchanges and regulators twirling around each other in a delicate ballet of rule changes and withdrawals.

Source: cointelegraph

New York Stock Exchange (NYSE) American and Nasdaq International Securities Exchange (ISE) withdrew three more requests for rule changes related to listing options on Bitcoin (BTC) and Ether (ETH) exchange-traded funds (ETFs), according to regulatory filings submitted after market close on Aug. 14 and 15.  The withdrawals are the latest in a flurry of activity surrounding spot BTC and ETH ETF options in the United States. On Aug. 13, NYSE […]

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