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Nvidia’s Crypto Conundrum: A Billion-Dollar Slip-Up That Will Send Lawyers Scrambling for Their Wallets and Leave the Industry in Ruins

Crypto NewsRegulation/NegotiationRetail Investors 5 Linda Williams August 22, 2024

An illustration of a sinking ship in stormy waters, its hull cracked open revealing Nvidia's logo inside; GPU chips floating away from it like debris as lawyers are shown scrambling on the deck with briefcases and wallets overflowing with money while industry heavyweights such as Crypto.com, Ripple, and Binance stand by watching anxiously. The background is a dark grey-blue hue representing chaos and uncertainty. In the foreground, Nvidia's logo lies broken amidst the wreckage of GPU chips symbolizing its billion-dollar slip-up that has sent lawyers scrambling for their wallets.

Nvidia’s woes are not just about GPUs anymore – it seems like they’re now fighting off frivolous lawsuits from crypto investors who think they were misled by Jensen Huang’s “downplaying” of their GPU sales (who wouldn’t want a billion dollars’ worth, am I right?). The Digital Chamber is warning that if this case gets to the Supreme Court and Nvidia loses, it’ll open up a floodgate of similar suits against other crypto companies. Because what could possibly go wrong with more lawyers getting rich off of speculative claims about blockchain technology? It’s not like they’re just numbers on a computer created from nothing or anything… The Chamber is saying that this would stifle innovation and discourage investment in the space, which I’m sure has absolutely no relation to all the shady dealings and scams that have been plaguing crypto for years. Anyway, stay tuned for more.

Source: cointelegraph

Nvidia crypto sales case could see flood of ‘frivolous’ lawsuits — Advocate body
https://cointelegraph.com/news/nvidia-crypto-sales-case-could-flood-crypto-frivolous-lawsuits
The United States’ top court allowing a revived legal spat between chip maker Nvidia and a class group of its investors to go ahead could put the crypto industry at risk by opening it to a wave of “frivolous securities lawsuits,” an industry advocacy group claims. In an Aug. 20 amicus brief, The Digital Chamber (TDC), formerly The Chamber of Digital Commerce, backed Nvidia’s bid for the US Supreme Court […]

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Linda’s venture into cryptocurrency ended in a gut-wrenching disaster when she lost her private keys due to a ridiculous mishap involving coffee and a particularly reckless cat. With her funds locked away forever, Linda now pours her frustration into writing biting critiques of crypto’s absurdities, dripping with sarcasm. Her tagline? “I lost my private keys and my sanity. Crypto promised freedom, but all it gave me was a lifetime of regret.”

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