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Nvidia Earnings Call: Analysts Lose Minds, Predict Company Will Suddenly Turn Into Actual Moon and Merge With Sun to Become $10 Trillion Dollar Ball of Fire Within Five Years!

Crypto NewsFeaturedNews 1 Kevin Nelson August 25, 2024

A stylized illustration depicting a rocket soaring into space with flames and sparks trailing behind it. The rocket is labeled as 'Nvidia' in bold font but this label is not present on our image, instead we see an arrow pointing upwards from the base of the rocket to represent growth. In the distance, two large balls are shown: one representing Nvidia's current market capitalization ($3 trillion) and another much larger ball with a dollar sign indicating $10 trillion in size.

Analysts are going gaga about Nvidia’s upcoming earnings call, predicting record-breaking profits and revenue. Because what could possibly go wrong with a company whose value is skyrocketing faster than a hot air balloon on steroids? I mean, we’ve all seen how well the ‘rocket to the moon’ strategy works out in other industries… said no one ever. But seriously, folks, Nvidia’s stock has been on an absolute tear for two years now, and analysts are calling it the event of the year (yawn). They’re even predicting a $10 trillion market capitalization within five years – because why not? It’s not like we’ve seen this movie before with other overhyped tech stocks. .

Source: cointelegraph

Analysts come unglued ahead of Nvidia earnings call — $10T within 5 years
https://cointelegraph.com/news/analysts-come-unglued-ahead-ai-nvidia-earnings-call-10-trillion-within-5-years
Tech giant Nvidia will hold its second-quarter earnings call on Aug. 28, and analysts are having a field day discussing the potential implications. With investors expecting to see profits of more than double year-over-year as well as record-breaking revenue, many stock market insiders are calling it the event of the year.  Nvidia’s stock has been on a rocket to the moon for the past two years. In 2022, at its […]

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