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Nudge Protocol Promises to Magically Conjure Quadrillions Out of Your Wallet by Waving Its Wizard Hands at the Void

Crypto NewsDeFiFeatured 1 Linda Williams August 16, 2024

An illustration of a wizard waving his hands at the void with quadrillions pouring out in coins from above while users' wallets are shown being drained below. A marketplace scene is depicted where Web3 protocols pay incentives to redirect assets, liquidity, and engagement. In the background, Ethereum's logo can be seen along with other blockchain logos representing various ecosystems that Nudge will extend across. The atmosphere is vibrant and magical as quadrillions flow freely in a whimsical representation of DeFi protocol magic.

The utter desperation of the crypto bros never ceases to amaze me! Here we go again with another wild-eyed promise that’s just begging to be debunked by reality. Nudge wants us all to believe it can “unlock hidden value” in our wallets? What, exactly is this vaunted “value”? The answer: nothing but thin air and a bunch of arbitrary numbers on some computer screen

Source: cointelegraph

New DeFi protocol Nudge aims to unlock hidden value in users’ wallets
https://cointelegraph.com/news/nudge-defi-unlock-wallet-value
Nudge is launching a new decentralized finance (DeFi) protocol on Ethereum designed to unlock the economic value hidden in users’ wallets, it told Cointelegraph on Aug. 15.  It aims to create a two-sided marketplace where Web3 protocols pay users incentives — or “Nudges” — to redirect onchain assets, liquidity and engagement. Nudge will unleash a new DeFi primitive called “Re: allocation Value” that represents the economic value of users’ onchain […]

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Linda’s venture into cryptocurrency ended in a gut-wrenching disaster when she lost her private keys due to a ridiculous mishap involving coffee and a particularly reckless cat. With her funds locked away forever, Linda now pours her frustration into writing biting critiques of crypto’s absurdities, dripping with sarcasm. Her tagline? “I lost my private keys and my sanity. Crypto promised freedom, but all it gave me was a lifetime of regret.”

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