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New York DA Now Hiring Crypto Analysts Because Clearly We Need More Experts on How Not to Get Ripped Off Online

Crypto NewsHackNFTs 5 Sam Rogers August 15, 2024

An illustration of a detective wearing sunglasses holding up an iPad showing the New York City skyline with cryptocurrency symbols floating above it; in the background are blurred images of hackers at computers, while on the left side there is a faint image of money flying out of a wallet. The colors used are dark blues and grays for contrast to represent night time or digital space. In one corner, an arrow points upwards towards the skyline with cryptocurrency symbols indicating growth and progress in combating cybercrimes.

Cryptocurrency: the gift that keeps on giving…to scammers! You know what’s almost as exciting as getting rich quick with some fly-by-night cryptocurrency? Getting hacked by sophisticated cybercriminals, of course! But don’t worry, folks – if you’re one of those unfortunate souls who got swindled out of their life savings in a crypto scam, the New York DA’s Office is here to help. That’s right; they’re hiring full-time analysts just for that purpose

Source: bitcoin.com

New York DA's Office Hiring Full-Time Crypto Analyst for Cybercrime Bureau
https://news.bitcoin.com/new-york-das-office-hiring-full-time-crypto-analyst-for-cybercrime-bureau
The New York County District Attorney’s Office is hiring a full-time cryptocurrency analyst for its Cybercrime and Identity Theft Bureau. This role involves analyzing cryptocurrency theft complaints, conducting blockchain transaction analyses, and providing expert testimony. The New York County District Attorney’s Office has put up a job posting for a full-time cryptocurrency analyst to join its Cybercrime and Identity Theft Bureau (CITB) in Manhattan. The position involves evaluating cryptocurrency theft […]

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Sam’s plunge into the crypto world turned into a brutal farce when he fell for an absurdly obvious scam promising to double his investment. After being fleeced by a slick email con, Sam is left fuming and broke. His writing drips with anger and dark humor as he exposes the outrageous scams and ludicrous promises of the crypto world. His motto: “I didn’t just fall for a scam—I was sucker-punched by an entire industry. If you think crypto is a goldmine, just wait until you see how deep it can dig your grave.”

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