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New CEO of Major Corporation to Get Paid More Than Entire Nations in Order

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Well isn’t this just peachy? The new CEO of Starbucks is going to get paid an absolute fortune for doing… well, not much it seems. Brian Niccol was already raking in $22 million a year at Chipotle and now he’s getting another $23 million annually from Starbucks on top of that. That’s right folks, we’re talking about someone who will make more money than the GDP of some small countries just for showing up to work every day

Source: www.reuters

Aug 14 (Reuters) - Starbucks (SBUX.O), opens new tab said on Wednesday incoming CEO Brian Niccol was eligible for annual equity awards worth $23 million and would receive additional stock grants of $75 million for giving up his shares in Chipotle Mexican Grill (CMG.N), opens new tab. Niccol's initial annual base salary will be $1.6 million, Starbucks said in a filing. He will also receive a cash signing bonus of […]

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