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Morgan Stanley Blows Entire 401k Fund on Bitcoin Trust Because Who Needs Retirement Anyway

AltcoinsBitcoinCrypto News 4 Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration of a cartoon piggy bank with its mouth wide open as it's being blown away by strong winds while holding onto several balloons labeled 'Bitcoin', 'ETF' and '$188 million'. The background is filled with falling coins. In the distance, an image of Morgan Stanley can be seen in flames surrounded by smoke. A faint outline of a calendar shows June 30th highlighted. At the bottom left corner, there's a small piggy bank lying on its side spilling out money while crying tears made from dollar signs.

The gullible idiots are at it again! Morgan Stanley has apparently decided that throwing a few hundred million dollars into BlackRock’s Bitcoin Trust is a good idea. Because what could possibly go wrong with investing in an asset class that’s only value comes from the fact that some people think it might be worth something someday? It’s not like this is just numbers on a computer, created out of thin air by scammers and con artists

Source: cointelegraph

Morgan Stanley discloses $188M in BlackRock Bitcoin ETF holdings
https://cointelegraph.com/news/morgan-stanley-blackrock-bitcoin-etf-holdings
United States investment banking firm Morgan Stanley revealed that as of June 30, it held roughly $188 million worth of shares in BlackRock’s iShares Bitcoin Trust exchange-traded fund (ETF). In an Aug. 14 filing with the US Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), Morgan Stanley reported holding more than 5.5 million shares of the iShares Bitcoin Trust (IBIT) in the second quarter of 2024, worth $188 million. The firm also disclosed […]

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