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MoonPay Unleashes Desperate Cry for Help: New ‘Balance’ Feature Is Just a Band-Aid on the Wound of Your Crypto Investment’s Total Worthlessness

A  illustration of an empty wallet with broken chains surrounding it, while a faint image of a person holding a 'Balance' sign can be seen in the background amidst scattered cryptocurrency coins and shattered glass pieces.

Moon’s getting brighter? Not if you’re holding onto that crypto investment – it’s still as worthless as a Monopoly money piece! The latest move by MoonPay to introduce ‘Balance’ is just another attempt to make their users feel like they have control over something, but let’s be real, folks. It’s all about the fiat – and we know how well that works out for you crypto bros… said no one ever.

Source: cointelegraph

Cryptocurrency infrastructure firm MoonPay is moving to improve self-custodial spending by introducing a new payment solution allowing users to hold and spend fiat balances. On Nov. 13, MoonPay officially introduced MoonPay Balance, a new payment tool enabling users to store and spend fiat balances on MoonPay and use it as an entry point to interact with decentralized finance (DeFi). The new solution empowers users to spend balances through MoonPay’s direct […]

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