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Microsoft Just Dropped the N-Bomb and We’re All About to Get Served a Heaping Plate of Crypto Regret

A  illustration of Blackrock's giant hand holding a large chunk of Microsoft shares with a sly grin on its face as it casts a vote at an imaginary shareholder meeting; in the background, Bitcoin logos and charts are exploding upwards amidst chaotic market scenes.

Mainstream is finally starting to smell like what it used to be – stinky old garbage.

Source: bitcoin.com

Blackrock’s significant stake in Microsoft could sway the tech giant’s potential decision on adding bitcoin to its corporate reserves, signaling a shift in mainstream crypto adoption. Speculation emerged last week around Microsoft’s upcoming Dec. 10 shareholder meeting, following a U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) filing that revealed a proposal urging Microsoft to consider bitcoin (BTC) as a treasury asset. Advanced by the National Center for Public Policy Research, the […]

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