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MetaMask Launches Pilot Self-Custody Debit Card Because Who Needs a Bank Account When You Can Lose All Your Money to Crypto Volatility

Crypto NewsDeFiRegulation/Negotiation 5 Linda Williams August 16, 2024

An illustration of a person holding a debit card with an explosion in the background representing volatility and chaos while they are smiling at a digital wallet on their phone that has a steady, calm landscape. The debit card is surrounded by coins and tokens floating around it as if being held together by some invisible force. In the foreground there's a faint image of a bank account statement showing significant losses due to crypto market fluctuations but still somehow connected to the person holding the debit card in their hand.

The great unwashed masses are at it again! Who needs a bank account when you can have your very own self-custody debit card? MetaMask has partnered with Mastercard and Baanx, because why not?! It’s like they say: “Why settle for boring old banking services when you can have the thrill of potentially losing all your money to crypto volatility?” But seriously folks, this is just another attempt by the cryptocurrency industry to peddle its wares as a viable alternative to traditional financial systems. Newsflash: it’s not

Source: cointelegraph

MetaMask launches pilot self-custody debit card with Mastercard
https://cointelegraph.com/news/meta-mask-launches-pilot-self-custody-debit-card-mastercard
Popular decentralized finance (DeFi) wallet MetaMask has partnered with Mastercard and digital payments company Baanx to launch a self-custody debit card pilot program for select users in the United Kingdom and the European Union, with plans to roll out the product in other regions over time. The card allows users to self-custody their funds until the moment the transaction is processed and the customer’s digital assets are converted into fiat […]

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Linda’s venture into cryptocurrency ended in a gut-wrenching disaster when she lost her private keys due to a ridiculous mishap involving coffee and a particularly reckless cat. With her funds locked away forever, Linda now pours her frustration into writing biting critiques of crypto’s absurdities, dripping with sarcasm. Her tagline? “I lost my private keys and my sanity. Crypto promised freedom, but all it gave me was a lifetime of regret.”

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