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Marathon Digital Buys 25K Bitcoins for a Whopping -$1m

BitcoinCrypto NewsFeatured 4 Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration of an exhausted runner crossing a finish line with a massive weight on their back and surrounded by coins spilling out from under them as they stumble forward; the background is dark grey. The runner's arms are raised but limp at the same time while their legs drag along in exhaustion, weighed down by the heavy burden. In front of the runner lies an overflowing pile of gold coins with a few scattered on the ground around it and some floating away into the distance as if swept up by wind;

Here we go again! Another crypto bro trying to get rich quick with their precious Bitcoin. This time it’s Marathon Digital buying $249 million worth of BTC because… well, who knows? Maybe they’re just bored and want something shiny to play with. The real question is: what are the chances this investment will end in disaster

Source: cointelegraph

Marathon Digital buys $249M Bitcoin, reserves reach 25K BTC
https://cointelegraph.com/news/marathon-digital-buys-249m-bitcoin-reserves-reach-25000-btc
Bitcoin miner Marathon Digital has purchased another $249 million worth of Bitcoin after raising $300 million from a senior note offering. On Aug. 14, the miner said it used part of the note sale proceeds to buy around 4,144 Bitcoin (BTC) at an average price of roughly $59,500, which brought its “strategic Bitcoin reserve to over 25,000 BTC,” it added on X. Marathon saw net proceeds of around $292.5 million […]

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