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Mango Marksman Seeks Get Out of Jail Free Card

Crypto NewsHackMemecoins 3 Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration of Avraham “Avi” Eisenberg standing at a shooting gallery with various targets labeled as commodities fraud, manipulation, wire fraud, judgment of acquittal, new trial, Commodities Exchange Act (CEA), swaps or mixed swaps under the CEA and interstate wires. He is holding an empty rifle pointing towards these targets while wearing a determined expression on his face. In the background there are several broken glass bottles with labels that read "fundamental errors", "legal flaws" and "evidentiary issues".

The eternal saga of crypto bros trying to wriggle out of their messes continues! Avraham Eisenberg thinks he can just waltz away from his conviction on Mango Markets? Please. The guy’s got more guts than brains if he thinks the court is going to let him off that easily

Source: bitcoin.com

Avraham Eisenberg Seeks Acquittal of Mango Markets Conviction
https://news.bitcoin.com/avraham-eisenberg-seeks-acquittal-of-mango-markets-conviction
Avraham “Avi” Eisenberg, who was previously convicted of commodities fraud, commodities manipulation, and wire fraud related to his trading activities on Mango Markets, is pushing for his conviction to be cleared. Eisenberg’s legal team has filed a motion for judgment of acquittal or, alternatively, a new trial, citing several legal and evidentiary flaws in the prosecution. Eisenberg’s legal team argues that the initial trial was riddled with fundamental errors that […]

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