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Mango Markets’ SEC Settlement Vote May Decide Fate of Entire Cryptocurrency Industry and Possibly the World Economy Too Because Who Needs Stability Anyway

BitcoinCrypto NewsHack 1 Linda Williams August 22, 2024

An illustration depicting an apocalyptic landscape with crumbling skyscrapers amidst clouds of smoke; at center stage lies Mango Markets' logo buried under rubble as flames engulf it; nearby stands the SEC's seal on top of what appears to be a destroyed clock tower. A faint image in the background shows Avraham Eisenberg being led away by authorities, while MNGO tokens are scattered across the ground like falling leaves with some stuck between broken glass shards and others caught in barbed wire entanglements;

The never-ending saga that is Mango Markets continues! Like a bad penny, it keeps turning up with more drama than a crypto bro at a Bitcoin conference. This time around, they’re facing off against the SEC over alleged securities violations from back in 2022 when their $110 million heist went down. Because what’s a good scandal without some regulatory action? The proposed settlement sounds like a sweet deal for Mango Markets – pay up and stop selling MNGO tokens to those pesky Yanks. It’s almost as if they’re trying to get out of the whole thing, but hey, who can blame them.

Source: bitcoin.com

Mango Markets’ Future Hangs in the Balance With New SEC Settlement Vote
https://news.bitcoin.com/mango-markets-future-hangs-in-the-balance-with-new-sec-settlement-vote
Mango Markets, the Solana-based decentralized finance (defi) platform that lost more than $110 million in 2022, is currently holding a vote on a proposed settlement with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) over alleged securities violations. Should the proposal pass, it could result in a settlement involving a financial penalty and the end of MNGO token trading in the United States. The SEC’s charges against Mango Markets DAO originate […]

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Linda’s venture into cryptocurrency ended in a gut-wrenching disaster when she lost her private keys due to a ridiculous mishap involving coffee and a particularly reckless cat. With her funds locked away forever, Linda now pours her frustration into writing biting critiques of crypto’s absurdities, dripping with sarcasm. Her tagline? “I lost my private keys and my sanity. Crypto promised freedom, but all it gave me was a lifetime of regret.”

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