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Linea’s Existential Crisis Averted by One Overwhelmed Volunteer Who Just Wants to Get Out of Doing All the Work

AltcoinsCrypto NewsEthereum 2 Linda Williams August 20, 2024

An illustration of a stressed-looking volunteer surrounded by piles of work, with Linea's logo in the background slowly rising above the chaos as Status' team members arrive to help. The scene is set against an image of the Ethereum blockchain unfolding like a map behind them. A faint outline of Vitalik Buterin can be seen watching from afar, smiling slightly at the volunteer's relief. In the foreground, tiny images of transactions and fees are shown being swept away by a gentle breeze as zkEVM technology takes hold in the background. The atmosphere is one of calmness after chaos.

The crypto world is at it again, folks. Linea just got its first contributor for an open-source L2 rollup project because apparently someone finally remembered that decentralization means sharing responsibilities with others so you don’t have to do all the work yourself.

Source: cointelegraph

Linea receives first contributor for open-source L2 rollup
https://cointelegraph.com/news/linea-status-network-first-contributor-l2-rollup
Linea, a layer-2 (L2) solution operating on top of the Ethereum blockchain, has announced the arrival of its first contributor to its open-source L2 rollup project. According to a press release shared with Cointelegraph, Status, a global collective building a digital platform for inclusive communities, has partnered with Linea to launch the Status Network. The partnership represents a milestone in Linea’s longer-term decentralization roadmap to establish a more transparent, secure […]

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Linda’s venture into cryptocurrency ended in a gut-wrenching disaster when she lost her private keys due to a ridiculous mishap involving coffee and a particularly reckless cat. With her funds locked away forever, Linda now pours her frustration into writing biting critiques of crypto’s absurdities, dripping with sarcasm. Her tagline? “I lost my private keys and my sanity. Crypto promised freedom, but all it gave me was a lifetime of regret.”

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