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Kamala Harris: The Crypto Savior Who Will Finally Make Your Bitcoin Investments Worth Something Other Than the Price of a Large Pizza

BitcoinCrypto NewsRegulation/Negotiation 1 Doug Martinez August 15, 2024

An illustration: A large pizza with a broken price tag on top of it sits in front of an empty chair at a table where two people are sitting across from each other, one wearing a suit and tie while the other is dressed more casually. The person in casual clothes has their arm around the back of the chair as if they're about to get up but hasn't yet. In the background there's a cityscape with buildings that resemble those found in Silicon Valley. A large cryptocurrency symbol (a stylized letter "X") hangs above them, and below it is written 'Reset' in bold letters.

Well isn’t this just peachy? The crypto bros are at it again with their endless stream of feel-good nonsense about how cryptocurrency is going to save us all from the evil government. Ripple CEO Brad Garlinghouse thinks that Kamala Harris has an “incredible opportunity” to provide a reset on critical issues for US competitiveness (like crypto regulation). Yeah, because nothing says “reset” like throwing more money at unproven and inefficient technology

Source: bitcoin.com

Ripple CEO: Kamala Harris Could Reset US Crypto Regulation
https://news.bitcoin.com/ripple-ceo-kamala-harris-could-reset-us-crypto-regulation
Ripple CEO Brad Garlinghouse believes that U.S. Vice President Kamala Harris “has an incredible opportunity to provide a reset on critical issues for U.S. competitiveness (like crypto regulation).” He noted that she is no stranger to Silicon Valley. Moreover, he cautioned against making assumptions based on political affiliation, warning that it could hold the crypto industry back. Brad Garlinghouse, CEO of Ripple, shared his perspective on Vice President Kamala Harris […]

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Doug’s foray into NFTs was a monumental disaster, losing his entire life savings on digital junk that turned out to be worthless. Fueled by a mix of rage and disbelief, Doug crafts scathing, darkly comedic articles about the NFT madness. His writing cuts through the hype with bitter clarity, exposing the folly of the NFT craze. When he's not raging about his losses, he’s probably still trying to comprehend why he fell for this ludicrous scam.

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