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Kamala Harris Spontaneously Combusts After Being Forced to Listen to Anthony Scaramucci Talk About Crypto for More Than 5 Minutes

BitcoinCrypto NewsNews 4 Linda Williams August 15, 2024

An illustration of Kamala Harris standing on stage at a podium with flames engulfing her body from head to toe while Anthony Scaramucci stands offstage looking relieved and holding his ears as if trying to block out an unbearable noise. In the background, Senator Elizabeth Warren is shown being dragged away by two men in suits. Gary Gensler's face can be seen on a TV screen behind Kamala Harris with flames licking at its edges. The scene is set against a darkened backdrop of cryptic symbols and dollar signs swirling together in chaos.

Anthony Scaramucci thinks Kamala Harris is open-minded about cryptocurrency? Give me a break! This guy has made more U-turns on his stance than a Bitcoin whale trying to avoid taxes. First off, let’s get this straight – Vice President Harris didn’t show up at that crypto conference because she wasn’t impressed by the lack of actual economic value in those “coins”. It had nothing to do with her being open-minded or not

Source: bitcoin.com

Skybridge Founder: Kamala Harris Open-Minded About Crypto
https://news.bitcoin.com/skybridge-founder-kamala-harris-open-minded-about-crypto
Anthony Scaramucci, founder of Skybridge Capital, believes that U.S. Vice President Kamala Harris is open-minded about crypto. Criticizing the narrative that her administration is hostile toward cryptocurrency, he predicted that SEC Chair Gary Gensler will be fired and Senator Elizabeth Warren will be sidelined as financial services czar in a Harris administration. “Let’s keep crypto bipartisan, it will be healthier for the ecosystem in the long run,” he opined. Skybridge […]

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