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JUSTICE IS SERVED: Prosecutors Slam Brakes on Mango Markets Thief’s Desperate Attempt to Get Away With STEALING 100 MILLION DOLLARS FROM INNOCENT PEOPLE

Crypto NewsFeaturedHack Linda Williams September 23, 2024

A illustration depicting a speeding getaway car with 'Justice' written on its side, screeching to a halt as it collides into a giant dollar sign representing $100 million in stolen funds. A handcuffed figure of Avraham Eisenberg is shown being dragged away by authorities amidst a backdrop of descending court documents and falling mango tokens.

Crypto’s resident genius, Avraham Eisenberg, is still trying to get off scot-free after draining $100 million from Mango Markets like it was nobody’s business. But nope, US prosecutors are having none of that and have filed a motion opposing his request for acquittal or a new trial. I mean, who wouldn’t want to let the guy go free? He did basically nothing wrong… except, you know, steal $100 million from unsuspecting investors.

Source: cointelegraph

US prosecutors oppose Mango Market exploiter's motion for acquittal
https://cointelegraph.com/news/us-prosecutors-oppose-mango-market-exploiter-s-motion-acquittal
Prosecutors for the United States Southern District of New York (SDNY) filed a motion on Sept. 18 opposing Mango Markets exploiter Avraham Eisenberg’s request for acquittal or a new trial. According to the documents filed by SDNY attorneys, the jury correctly convicted Eisenberg by evaluating a “mountain of evidence,” beginning with the prosecution’s assertion that Mango perpetual swaps are subject to the Commodities Exchange Act. The federal prosecutors stressed that […]

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Linda’s venture into cryptocurrency ended in a gut-wrenching disaster when she lost her private keys due to a ridiculous mishap involving coffee and a particularly reckless cat. With her funds locked away forever, Linda now pours her frustration into writing biting critiques of crypto’s absurdities, dripping with sarcasm. Her tagline? “I lost my private keys and my sanity. Crypto promised freedom, but all it gave me was a lifetime of regret.”

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