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Judge Sets Oct 2025 Trial for Brothers Who Apparently Really Love Crypto So Much They Stole a Small Fortune From It

An illustration of two brothers in prison uniforms standing back-to-back with their hands cuffed behind them looking out at an empty courtroom where the judge's chair sits alone; above them hangs a large, torn and faded Ethereum logo while to their left lies a pile of scattered crypto coins surrounded by broken chains; below them is a calendar page showing October 14th circled in red. A faint image of two men with similar features but smiling can be seen on the wall behind them as if they were once happy together before being torn apart, now faded and peeling off like old wallpaper.

Let’s talk about crypto love – the kind that gets your heart racing like watching paint dry or waiting in line at the DMV! It seems our favorite brothers Anton and James Peraire-Bueno have found themselves in quite the pickle, allegedly swiping $25 million from unsuspecting MEV bots. Now we’re talking big bucks, folks.

Source: cointelegraph

A federal judge has set the start date for the criminal trial of two brothers allegedly responsible for stealing $25 million in crypto by exploiting maximal extractable value (MEV) bots. In an Aug. 19 hearing in the United States District Court for the Southern District of New York, Judge Judge Jessica Clarke ordered that Anton Peraire-Bueno and James Pepaire-Bueno would stand trial on Oct. 14, 2025, for conspiracy to commit […]

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