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Jamie Dimon Unleashes FURY: Wall Street Elites Are About to Get Served a Massive Dose of Their Own Medicine – And It Won’t Be From Regs

CybersecurityInstitutional InvestorsRegulation/Negotiation Linda Williams October 31, 2024

A Jamie Dimon stands defiantly with his arms crossed behind the back of an American flag. The background is filled with chaotic stock market symbols and broken chains to convey frustration and resistance. A giant Basel III endgame proposal document looms in the shadows, symbolizing the 'devil in the details'. In another corner, a group of lower-paid individuals are shown struggling under the weight of regulatory burdens, while American Express, Capital One, and Discover cards are depicted with higher fees than those offered by banks.

Jamie Dimon’s scathing attack on US banking regulations has left us wondering – did the JPMorgan CEO finally snap from all those years of dealing with crypto bros? Either way, it seems like someone needs to tell these Wall Street bigwigs that ‘fighting back’ is not an excuse for being a sore loser. Regulators are in place to ensure stability and fairness, so Dimon’s crybaby antics only serve as a reminder that some people still can’t handle the heat.

Source: bitcoin.com

JPMorgan CEO Takes Aim at 'Unfair' Regulations — Declares 'It's Time to Fight Back'
https://news.bitcoin.com/jpmorgan-ceo-takes-aim-at-unfair-regulations-declares-its-time-to-fight-back
JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon called U.S. banking regulations “unfair and unjust,” warning they may destabilize the industry and asserting banks must “fight back” against overreach. JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon criticized U.S. financial regulations at an American Bankers Association event in New York on Monday, calling certain policies “unfair and unjust” and warning they may destabilize the banking sector. Speaking to the impact of current rules on the industry, Dimon […]

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Linda’s venture into cryptocurrency ended in a gut-wrenching disaster when she lost her private keys due to a ridiculous mishap involving coffee and a particularly reckless cat. With her funds locked away forever, Linda now pours her frustration into writing biting critiques of crypto’s absurdities, dripping with sarcasm. Her tagline? “I lost my private keys and my sanity. Crypto promised freedom, but all it gave me was a lifetime of regret.”

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