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IT’S OFFICIAL: Trump’s Crypto Platform Launch Will Either Be a Catastrophic Failure or an Existentially Threatening Event Horizon

A  illustration depicting a scale with two sides tipping precariously in opposite directions. One side is labeled 'Catastrophic Failure' while the other reads 'Existentially Threatening Event Horizon'. A faint image of Donald Trump's face appears on one end, surrounded by swirling clouds and lightning bolts.

The world is still waiting with bated breath as Donald Trump’s crypto platform launch looms on the horizon like a toxic cloud of hype over a festering wound. Because what could possibly go wrong when a has-been politician who can’t even keep his own Twitter account straight tries to get in on the action? The man who brought us Brexit, economic stagnation and reality TV is now going to bring us… cryptocurrency! How exciting.

Source: cointelegraph

Welcome to Finance Redefined, your weekly dose of essential decentralized finance (DeFi) insights — a newsletter crafted to bring you the most significant developments from the past week. This week, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is preparing to launch his DeFi platform, which will likely include crypto lending and borrowing capabilities. The candidate is “embracing the future with crypto.” In the broader crypto space, Uniswap CEO Hayden Adams denied allegations […]

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