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Israel’s El Al Airlines Just Signed a $2.5 Billion Deal for 737 MAX Planes Because Who Needs Safety and Timeliness Anyway

AltcoinsBitcoinCrypto News 1 Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

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Israel’s El Al Airlines, because what every country needs is more middle-aged men in suits making questionable decisions with other people’s money! They’ve decided to shell out a cool $2.5 billion for up to 31 Boeing 737 MAX planes – because who doesn’t love the idea of flying on an aircraft that was previously grounded due to safety concerns? It’s like buying a car that had a few minor recalls, but hey, it’s got some sweet new features! The deal includes options for 11 more planes, which is just code for “we’ll take whatever we can get at this point.” And let’s not forget the pièce de résistance: delivery won’t start until 2028 – that’s right, folks, you’ll have to wait nearly four years before these shiny new birds hit the skies. But hey, who needs punctuality when you’re flying on a plane with “MAX” in its name? Stay tuned for more

Source: www.reuters

Israel's El Al signs Boeing 737 MAX deal worth up to $2.5 bln
https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/israels-el-al-signs-boeing-737-max-deal-worth-up-25-bln-2024-08-15/
JERUSALEM, Aug 15 (Reuters) - El Al Israel Airlines (ELAL.TA), opens new tab said on Thursday it had signed a deal with Boeing (BA.N), opens new tab for the purchase of up to 31 737 MAX aircraft worth as much as $2.5 billion. El Al, Israel's flag carrier with an all-Boeing fleet, said the agreement includes the purchase of 20 737 MAX airliners for $1.5 billion and options for 11 […]

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