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Irish Authorities Declare War On People Who Still Think Bitcoin Is A Real Thing And Seize $7.1M In Unearned Euphoria

An illustration of a darknet marketplace with three figures arrested at its center; one figure is handcuffed while two others are being led away by authorities amidst scattered cryptocurrency coins, luxury watches, and high-powered vehicles. A large X symbol marks the site as seized, surrounded by shattered glass and debris indicating chaos and disruption. The background features an Irish flag waving in the wind with a faint image of Bitcoin's logo distorted beyond recognition to convey its decline.

Oh boy, here we go again! Another bunch of crypto crooks getting caught with their hands deep in the digital cookie jar. You’d think they would’ve learned by now that cryptocurrency is just a fancy way of saying “numbers on a computer created from nothing”. But nope, these guys were too busy laundering money and selling illicit goods on the darknet to worry about things like actual value or security

Source: bitcoin.com

Irish authorities seized $7.1 million in cryptocurrency in a raid targeting money laundering and darknet sales. Three individuals were arrested, with one remaining in custody. “The arrests of the three individuals and the assets seized are the result of a highly complex investigation into criminal darknet marketplace activities by specialist investigators attached to the Garda National Cyber Crime Bureau,” stated Detective Superintendent Michael Mullen of the Garda National Cyber Crime […]

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