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Investors Who Should Know Better Are Still Betting Big on Bitcoin – And You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!

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Institutional Investors Predict Surge in Digital Asset Fund Launches… Yay! More Idiots Will Lose Their Money!.

Source: bitcoin.com

Institutional investors and wealth managers anticipate a sharp increase in digital asset fund launches, with 70% of those surveyed expecting a rise over the next 12 months, according to new research by Nickel Digital Asset Management. 92% of respondents also foresee traditional financial institutions entering the sector with their own funds, driven in part by Blackrock’s successful BUIDL fund. Industry leaders predict this trend will transform the landscape for digital […]

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