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Inflation Suddenly Hits 3% and People Everywhere Realize They Still Can’t Afford Anything

Crypto NewsRegulation/NegotiationRetail Investors 6 Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

An illustration of an empty shopping cart with groceries scattered around it on the floor and a single egg lying broken in front. The background is filled with rising prices charts displayed as balloons floating away from each other. A person stands next to the cart looking frustrated, holding their head in despair. In the distance, people are seen walking away carrying bags of food but they're all wearing masks indicating high costs or inflation. Above them a large banner reads 'Inflation' while below it another one says 'Still Unaffordable'.

Inflation is down, yay! I guess you can’t call it ‘inflated’ anymore since prices are just moderately increasing. The average Joe will still be grumpy about high rent and food costs but hey, who doesn’t love a good bargain hunt? It seems like the economy’s going to keep chugging along at its own pace without any major hiccups… unless you’re counting on those pesky interest rates being cut anytime soon

Source: www.reuters

US annual consumer price increase slows to below 3% as inflation ebbs
https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/us-consumer-prices-increase-expected-july-2024-08-14/
WASHINGTON, Aug 14 (Reuters) - U.S. consumer prices rose moderately in July and the annual increase in inflation slowed to below 3% for the first time in nearly 3-1/2 years, opening the door wider for the Federal Reserve to cut interest rates next month. The report from the Labor Department on Wednesday marked the third straight month of tame consumer price readings and added to a mild rise in producer […]

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