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Incredible Betrayal: Your Grandma’s Life Savings Just Went Up in Smoke as Microstrategy Runs Off With Your Hard-Earned Cash (The Shocking Truth Revealed)

A  illustration of a person holding a briefcase made out of dollar bills and coins with Microstrategy's logo on the side, surrounded by flames engulfing their portfolio as a shocked expression is visible in the background.

Microstrategy’s stock is skyrocketing because people are still trying to figure out how they got scammed into buying it back in the day when Michael Saylor was running around saying Bitcoin would make him rich and his company solvent, meanwhile, bitcoin has been quietly mocking them all along.

Source: bitcoin.com

On Tuesday, while bitcoin dipped more than 2% against the U.S. dollar, shares of the business intelligence firm Microstrategy soared over 6% from the day before. The company’s stock has outpaced bitcoin’s performance this year, climbing over 185% since January compared to bitcoin’s 47% increase. Back on June 30, 1998, Microstrategy’s stock (Nasdaq: MSTR) was priced at $18. Today, MSTR shares have skyrocketed over 988%, reaching $191 per share. Microstrategy […]

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