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IMF Chief Announces Global Economy Will Survive Inflation Apocalypse (But Don’t Breathe Easy)

Crypto NewsCybersecurityEconomists Sam Rogers October 23, 2024

A illustration depicting IMF Chief Pierre-Olivier Gourinchas standing in front of a cityscape with inflation rates and economic indicators displayed as flames, which are slowly being extinguished. A subtle hint of uncertainty is shown through the character's furrowed brow and clenched fists. In contrast, a rising graph for global growth appears above him, symbolizing resilience.

IMF says inflation battle won – so what? Still waiting for someone like Jemima Kelly to explain why I shouldn’t have invested in Dogecoin back in 2021, but until then let’s just say that a global economy on life support isn’t exactly the best omen for Bitcoin and its pals. The IMF chief economist is basically saying ‘we’re almost done with this whole inflation thing’, while also warning us about some geopolitical shenanigans and trade tensions – because you can never have too much uncertainty, right?.

Source: cointelegraph

‘Battle against inflation is almost won’ says IMF chief economist
https://cointelegraph.com/news/battle-against-inflation-almost-won-says-imf-chief-economist
Global inflation, which has suppressed risk assets like cryptocurrencies and tech stocks, is set to fall to 3.5% by the end of 2025, thanks largely to a resilient world economy, the International Monetary Fund said.  “The battle against inflation is almost won. After peaking at 9.4% year on year in the third quarter of 2022, we now project headline inflation will fall to 3.5% by the end of next year,” […]

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