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I Spent 24 Hours Listening to Crypto Bro Moonshots – Here’s What I Learned About Bitcoin’s Imminent Downfall

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The crypto bros and their ‘next moonshot’ predictions have finally given me something to write about – cringe-worthy enthusiasm for Bitcoin’s impending doom! As we enter another week of unrelenting price volatility, it seems like the same tired narratives are being peddled by the usual suspects. Let’s take a look at what’s happening in the markets and see if there’s any substance behind these ‘experts’ claims.

Source: cointelegraph

Bitcoin (BTC) has slipped below $67,000 after closing last week above $69,000, its strongest close since the start of June. However, the fall has not scared away the investors. According to Farside Investors data, United States-based Bitcoin exchange-traded funds witnessed inflows of $294.3 million on Oct. 21. Usually, after the price spends a long time in a range, it needs a strong trigger to break out from the sideways price […]

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