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HTX Unleashes Utter Chaos: Introducing Babylon Staking and Fractal Scaling – Because Who Needs Security When You Can Have ‘Revolutionary’ Smart Contracts That Will Probably Steal Your Bitcoin!

BlockchainCrypto NewsDeFi Doug Martinez September 24, 2024

A chaotic scene of a cityscape at night, buildings and skyscrapers crumbling as Bitcoin coins rain down from above. In the foreground, two figures representing Babylon Staking and Fractal Scaling stand amidst the destruction, their arms outstretched in triumph while chaos erupts around them.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the blockchain: Babylon staking and fractal scaling – because what could possibly go wrong with more complex smart contracts that support tens of thousands of spending paths? The answer, dear reader, is ‘a whole lot’! According to HTX Ventures (because we all know they’re not just a bunch of name-dropping crypto bros), Babylon’s staking model will revolutionize the way you think about Bitcoin. And by ‘revolutionize’, I mean it’ll probably get hacked and lose your money. But hey, at least there are more opportunities for growth in BTCFi products! Because what we really need is more ways to part with our hard-earned cash on a network that’s still trying to figure out how not to be used for illicit activities by criminals.

Source: cointelegraph

HTX reveals the future of Bitcoin DeFi: Babylon staking and fractal scaling
https://cointelegraph.com/news/htx-reveals-the-future-of-bitcoin-defi-babylon-staking-and-fractal-scaling
While Bitcoin is solidifying its position in mainstream finance, opportunities for growth in Bitcoin-based decentralized finance (BTCFi) products are also expanding. Cointelegraph Research recently released a report written by HTX Ventures, which explores how projects such as Babylon and Fractal Bitcoin are pushing the boundaries of BTCFi. It demonstrates how Bitcoin’s evolving programmability will be used to create advanced financial applications.  One of the standout narratives in BTCFi is Babylon’s […]

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