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Hong Kong Retailers Rejoice! New Crypto Trading Platforms Now Available for You to Lose Your Life Savings!

A cartoon retailer in Hong Kong is shown jumping for joy with a giant pile of cryptocurrency coins behind them as they hold up two new additions to Hashkey's exchange: Avalanche and Chainlink. A smaller figure representing professional investors looks on from the side, holding an even larger stack of more exotic cryptocurrencies.

Hong Kong’s Retail Investors Get More Options to Waste Their Money on Cryptocurrency.

Source: cointelegraph

Retail cryptocurrency investors in Hong Kong have expanded investment options with the approval of the listing of the Avalanche and Chainlink coins on Hashkey, one of only two fully licensed exchanges in the jurisdiction. Until now, retail offerings in Hong Kong were limited to Bitcoin and Ether. Professional investors — individuals with a portfolio worth at least 8 million Hong Kong dollars (slightly more than $1 million) or representatives of […]

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