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HILBERT CAPITAL AND XAPO BANK UNITE TO LAUNCH BITCOIN HEDGE FUND: Because Your Life Savings Are Clearly a Good Place for Them to Test Their Wild Guesses!

BitcoinInstitutional InvestorsNews 2 Doug Martinez August 30, 2024

An illustration of two suited figures standing back-to-back on top of a precarious mountain peak overlooking a valley below filled with dollar signs and falling coins. One figure holds a briefcase overflowing with cash, while the other gestures to an uncertain horizon.

They’re at it again – Hilbert Capital and Xapo Bank have joined forces to launch a Bitcoin hedge fund because what could possibly go wrong? A Swedish public company with questionable investment strategies has partnered with a bank that’s been around for as long as the blockchain, but only just got its act together. This is like asking a blindfolded toddler to manage your retirement savings – you might get lucky and win big, or lose everything in an instant. But hey, who needs proven track records when you can have ‘strategic partnerships’ and ‘growth opportunities’? I mean, what’s the worst that could happen? The fund blows up, investors lose their shirts, and Hilbert Group gets to say .

Source: bitcoin.com

Hilbert Capital and Xapo Bank Collaborate to Launch Bitcoin Hedge Fund
https://news.bitcoin.com/hilbert-capital-and-xapo-bank-collaborate-to-launch-bitcoin-hedge-fund
Swedish public company Hilbert Group’s asset management division has partnered with Xapo Bank to launch a bitcoin-denominated hedge fund in September. The fund is expected to attract over $200 million in initial investments from Xapo Bank and other investors this year. Hilbert Group AB, a Swedish public company specializing in quantitative investment strategies, announced on Tuesday that its asset management division, Hilbert Capital, has formed a strategic partnership with Xapo […]

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Doug’s foray into NFTs was a monumental disaster, losing his entire life savings on digital junk that turned out to be worthless. Fueled by a mix of rage and disbelief, Doug crafts scathing, darkly comedic articles about the NFT madness. His writing cuts through the hype with bitter clarity, exposing the folly of the NFT craze. When he's not raging about his losses, he’s probably still trying to comprehend why he fell for this ludicrous scam.

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