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Hedge Funds Prove They’re Not as Smart as You Think by Pouring 6 Billion Dollars Into Something That’s Only Going to Make Elon Musk Richer

AltcoinsBitcoinCrypto News 3 Sam Rogers August 19, 2024

An illustration of a giant hand pouring money into an overflowing bucket labeled with a bitcoin logo while Elon Musk stands nearby smiling and holding a briefcase full of cash; hedge funds represented as various animals (e.g., wolves, bears) are shown in the background looking worried or fleeing from the scene

The eternal quest for institutional validation: it seems even hedge funds can’t resist throwing their money at Bitcoin’s sinking ship. A recent 13F filing analysis by Coinshares shows that investment advisors and brokerages have managed to accumulate the largest assets under management in Bitcoin – a whopping $6 billion between them. Because, you know, nothing says “sound financial decision” like dumping billions into an asset class with no inherent value.

Source: bitcoin.com

Hedge Funds and Brokerages Dominate Bitcoin Assets, Coinshares 13F Filing Analysis Shows
https://news.bitcoin.com/hedge-funds-and-brokerages-dominate-bitcoin-assets-coinshares-13f-filing-analysis-shows
A recent analysis from Coinshares, spearheaded by its lead research analyst, James Butterfill, brings to light the evolving landscape of bitcoin investments among institutional investors. This report, derived from 13F filings submitted to the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), offers a glimpse into the strategies of key players in the bitcoin market, underscoring the dynamic shifts in institutional involvement. The 13F filing data examined by Coinshares reveals that investment […]

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