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Hedera Throws Entire Codebase at Linux Foundation in Desperate Cry for Help: ‘We’re Still Relevant, Right?

A  Hedera network is shown with a giant suitcase bursting open to release its codebase into the arms of Linux Foundation's logo, surrounded by swirling lines representing decentralization and collaboration.

Don’t get too excited about Hedera’s ‘generous’ contribution of its codebase to the Linux Foundation – it’s just a desperate attempt by this cryptocurrency also-ran to cling onto relevance in an industry that has lost all sense of shame and dignity. I mean, who needs profits when you can have open-source? It’s not like they’re doing this out of altruism or anything (although, let’s be real, if anyone actually thought Hedera was a good investment at any point during its existence is either an idiot or has no concept of irony). No, it’s just another case of ‘Hey, I’m still around and you should care!’ The Linux Foundation must be thrilled to have this… thing on board. It’s like inviting the crypto equivalent of herpes onto your platform – sure, some people might get a kick out of it (mainly those who are into that sorta thing), but for most sane individuals, it’s just an annoyance waiting to happen.

Source: cointelegraph

Hedera, a decentralized public network, announced that it has become a founding premier member of the Linux Foundation’s newly launched decentralized trust initiative. The decentralized network contributed its entire source code, including its hashgraph consensus algorithm and all core services, tools and libraries, to the Linux Foundation. Hedera’s contribution, which forms the new project “Hiero,” aims to allow developers to collaborate on decentralized trust technologies globally under an open-source and […]

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