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Hash Ribbons Are Basically Screaming GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN

BitcoinCrypto NewsRegulation/Negotiation 3 Barry Thompson August 20, 2024

An illustration of an exhausted miner sitting on top of a mountain of broken mining equipment with flames rising from it. The background is dark and ominous while in front of him there are two ribbons crossing each other, one red and one blue. In the distance you can see a cityscape being engulfed by smoke as people run away screaming. A faint image of a Bitcoin logo appears on top of the mountain with its center blown out like an explosion.

Well isn’t this just peachy. The crypto bros are still trying to convince us that their precious Bitcoin is going up and all we need to do is “buy the dip” because it’s a great investment opportunity, but in reality they’re just panicking as miners start dumping their coins due to low profit margins. Meanwhile, I’m here laughing at them from my armchair while sipping on some nice cold tea.

Source: cointelegraph

Hash Ribbons signal end of miner capitulation: CryptoQuant
https://cointelegraph.com/news/hash-ribbons-signal-end-miner-capitulation-cryptoquant
The Bitcoin (BTC) Hash Ribbons indicator, a metric that uses 30-day and 60-day moving averages to measure difficulty and financial challenges for miners, has signaled the potential end of miner capitulation, according to data from CryptoQuant. When the 30-day moving average of the indicator crosses over the 60-day moving average, this signals an end to miner capitulation, as miners shift to more efficient mining equipment and re-enter the market. This […]

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Barry Thompson

Barry’s crypto nightmare began when he bought Bitcoin at $3, thinking he’d stumbled upon the financial opportunity of a lifetime. He sold his stash at $100, only to watch in dismay as Bitcoin soared to absurd heights. Now, Barry channels his rage into scathing articles about the crypto circus, seething with resentment at the digital gold rush he barely missed. His motto: “I sold out at $100, but the joke’s on me because the real joke was believing in this absurd circus.”

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